{"title":"Matt Dinniman","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"a-parade-of-horribles-by-matt-dinniman-pod-tp-edition","title":"A Parade of Horribles by Matt Dinniman (POD TP Edition)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\u003c\/strong\u003e: Matt Dinniman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003eArtist\u003c\/b\u003e: Luciano Fleitas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eType: \u003c\/strong\u003eTrade Paperback matching the previous Amazon POD editions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDust Jacket\u003c\/strong\u003e: N\/A\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLimited\u003c\/strong\u003e: 10,000 copies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e: Mid-June 2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote:\u003c\/strong\u003e Five (5) copy purchase limit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eESTIMATED SHIP DATE: Mid-June 2026\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYes, this is different from the hardcover! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe files for this edition are different and were completed later than the hardcover files which is why the shipping date is different! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook Description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIt’s off to the races for Carl and Donut in the eighth book in the \u003cem\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/em\u003e bestselling Dungeon Crawler Carl series.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAs chaos and mass panic spread outside the dungeon in the wake of Faction Wars, Carl and Donut find themselves on the tenth floor, where they’re forced to compete in a surprisingly normal set of tasks. Well, normal for the dungeon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRaces. Get from point A to point B, and don’t come in last. After each race, they pick an upgrade for their vehicle and the track gets more challenging. It all seems a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e normal, a little \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e simple.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIgnore those strange glitches that are occurring with increasing frequency. Don’t listen to those whispers about what’s happening on the mysterious eleventh floor, something the system AI calls \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Nobody, not even the showrunners, knows what that means. Just that the AI has ominously dubbed it “a coming-out party for the ages.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eEverything is fine, Crawler. I repeat, everything is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCarl hates that it’s business as usual. The rules of this floor have taken away his agency. That just will not do.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo Carl is planning a party of his own. It’s a plan so dangerous, so insane, he can’t even consult his friends lest the AI put a stop to it. Because if it goes wrong, it’s not just the end of Carl and Donut. No. The stakes are higher than they’ve ever been.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: Will this edition of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles \u003c\/em\u003ematch my other Print On Demand (POD) books sold from Matt Dinniman and Amazon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: This edition of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e will feature cover art from \u003cspan\u003eLuciano Fleitas like the previous titles had and cover design by Matt Dinniman. Actually, the entire book file is being produced by Matt like before. And \u003c\/span\u003eGrim Oak will work closely with the printer to match the same quality as Amazon POD.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: Will this edition of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e be signed by Matt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: Are you trying to kill our amazing author? Hope not! No, this edition will not be signed. We want Matt at home writing DCC #9!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: Can I buy multiple copies of this edition of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: That'd be a lot of TP (trade paperback, you sicko brain)! No more than five (5) please. Any orders over 5 will be automatically edited and you will be refunded the extra cost minus transaction fees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: Why isn't Matt producing the POD of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e through Amazon like he did for the previous titles?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: Eh, he likes us? At least that's what we are telling ourselves. I secretly just think Matt wants to visit our warehouse and see 10,000 copies of his book in person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: When will the Penguin Random House hardcover of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e publish?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: May 12, 2026. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.signedpage.com\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Signed Page\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e will take pre-orders for signed copies in early 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: When will the ebook and audiobook of \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e publish?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: May 12, 2026\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: How and when will \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e ship?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: We will ship with the same stringent Grim Oak Press standards to ensure your order arrives safe and sound. As to when, it will be in mid-June 2026.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: This is cool. What other cool shyte does Grim Oak Press do?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: If you love SF\u0026amp;F books, definitely take a ride around our website. We do cool stuff, no doubt about it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestion: Wow! You do indeed have cool shyte here! Can I order other Grim Oak books with \u003cem\u003eA Parade of Horribles\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"\u003eAnswer: Well, since you insist. 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